Lights, camera, action! The New Hollywood is thrilled to bring you an exclusive peek into the life of Tinseltown's most enigmatic power player. Strap in, sweethearts, because we're about to take a roller coaster ride through the world of Charlie Delacroix - Hollywood's favourite agent turned family man!
Charlie, sweetie, spill the tea! How did you really meet Emma? Was it love at first sight, or did you need a few champagne towers to fall before you fell for her?
C: Meeting Emma? Oh, it was a classic meet-cute. I may have accidentally destroyed her champagne tower at a client's vow renewal. Let's just say it wasn't love at first sight — more like love at first clean-up. But hey, nothing says romance like mopping up bubbly together, right?
Now that you're a daddy, are you planning on swapping those crisp suits for dad jeans? Or will you be Hollywood's first diaper-changing, deal-making dynamo?
C: Please. I'm thinking more along the lines of designer diaper bags and custom-made 'World's Most Stylish Dad' onesies. I'll be closing deals with one hand and changing diapers with the other. Hollywood's first diaper-changing, deal-making dynamo? I prefer "multitasking marvel," but I'll take it.
You've got quite the knack for damage control. Remember that little... situation with Vanessa? Any insider tips on how you managed to turn that scandal into a career boost? The whole town's buzzing about her comeback!
C: Ah, the Vanessa situation. Let's just say a little creativity goes a long way. We rebranded it as a 'spiritual journey' and boom — Oscar buzz. My tip? In Hollywood, it's all about the spin. And having a damn good publicist on speed dial. She's lucky, I was very close to enrolling her in season two of Married Blind.
Your client list reads like a Who's Who of Tinseltown. Ever been tempted to step in front of the camera yourself? I bet you'd look divine on the big screen!
C: I'm far too pretty for the camera. Besides, someone's got to make sure the real stars don't trip over their egos. That's where I come in.
Let's talk business, darling. How do you balance being a top agent with changing diapers? Are you negotiating contracts during late-night feedings?
C: It's all about multitasking. I'm currently perfecting my 'pacifier in one hand, phone in the other' technique ready for when the baby arrives. I hear nothing motivates a client to sign faster than a crying baby in the background so I'm quite excited to test that theory out.
Word on the street is you're quite the hockey enthusiast. Any plans to get your baby on the ice?
C: Absolutely. I've already got a custom Stingers jersey with 'Delacroix Jr' on the back. Emma thinks I'm jumping the gun, but I say it's never too early to start planning for the Cup.
You and Emma have such a whirlwind romance. Any plans to make it official with a ring? I hear Tiffany's has some stunning options!
C: Already ahead of you. Popped the question a while back, and let me tell you, it was more nerve-wracking than any Hollywood premiere. But she said yes, so I must've done something right!
Lastly, Charlie dear, what's your secret? How does Hollywood's most eligible bachelor turn into the perfect family man overnight? Inquiring minds want to know!
C: Well, when you meet the right person, everything else just falls into place. Plus, it helps when that person is as amazing as Emma. She makes me want to be better — cheesy, I know, but true.
And there you have it, my little gossip gluttons! Charlie Delacroix: Hollywood heavyweight, soon-to-be dad, and living proof that in Tinseltown, fairy tales do come true - even if they're accessorised with designer diaper bags.
As we bid adieu to this delicious dish of drama, one thing's crystal clear: Charlie's most exciting production is yet to come. Will parenthood be his greatest role yet? Can he juggle baby bottles and billion-dollar deals? Only time will tell, darlings, but you can bet your last bottle of bubbly that Audrey Harper will be here, front row centre, ready to spill all the tea on this Hollywood happily-ever-after!
Remember, in this town, the only thing more unpredictable than the box office is love. So stay tuned, keep those eyes peeled, and those ears to the ground. Because in Hollywood, the real story always happens when the cameras stop rolling!
XoXo, Audrey
Lights, Camera, Baby is a surprise baby Hollywood romance between an agent and the wedding planner who caught his eye and his heart in a one-night stand gone wrong. Though set in the Kings of Screen world, it can be read as a standalone.
