Hold onto your hearts, scandal-seekers, because this tea is piping hot and ready to scald! Our favourite kilted Casanova, Jackson Levi, has found himself in the centre of a storm that's rocking Tinseltown to its glittery core.
A bombshell accusation has exploded onto the scene like a champagne cork at a star-studded soirée. Married socialite and aspiring actress Sammy Miller has come forward with claims that would make even the most hardened Hollywood veteran blush – she says she's been embroiled in a passionate affair with none other than our Scottish dreamboat!
According to Miller, Levi promised her the moon, stars, and a starring role in his next blockbuster if she'd leave her hedge fund hubby. "He said we were soulmates," Miller sobbed to this reporter over skinny lattes. "He promised to marry me the second my divorce was final!"
But wait, there's more! Just as this scandal broke, Levi dropped a bombshell of his own. In a move that has PR experts slow-clapping, the "Rogue Squad" star announced he's been in a committed relationship with fashion designer Roseline Butler for the past six months.
Talk about plot twists, darlings! Is this a case of a reformed bad boy truly finding love, or is Ms Butler an unwitting pawn in Levi's game of Hollywood chess?
Sources close to Butler paint a picture of confusion worthy of an Oscar-nominated drama. "Ros had no idea Jackson was going to announce their 'relationship' to the world," whispers one insider. "She's been keeping him at arm's length for months!"
Could it be that our dashing Jackson, in a moment of red-carpet panic, blurted out the first name that came to mind? Or is this all part of an elaborate scheme to cover his tartan-clad tracks?
One thing's for certain – the other Kings of Screen are closing ranks faster than you can say "damage control." Nathan Logan, Finn McCarthy, and Shaun Martin have all been spotted in deep conversation at Chateau Marmont, no doubt strategising how to weather this PR storm.
As for Miller's spurned spouse? Sources say he's "out for blood" and considering a lawsuit that could make Levi's bank account lighter than a feather in a Highland breeze.
Will Jackson Levi emerge from this scandal with his reputation intact, or is this the final curtain call for Hollywood's most eligible bachelor? And what of the mysterious Roseline Butler – will she play along with this charade or send Levi packing faster than last season's trends?
Stay tuned, my little gossip gluttons. This saga is far from over, and Audrey Harper will be here, martini in hand, ready to spill every last juicy drop!
Remember, in Hollywood, today's scandal is tomorrow's redemption story – and I'll be here to chronicle every delicious twist and turn.
XoXo, Audrey
